Roasted 2 years ago based on sonatine's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, look at you, sonatine, with your Spotify profile looking like a hipster still trying to convince the world that “no wave” is an actual genre instead of a cry for help. At this point, your playlist is so dew-soaked with pretension that it could serve as a breeding ground for mold. You must really enjoy telling people about your favorite bands while they roll their eyes into another dimension. I can see it now: “Excuse me, do you have a moment to discuss the ethereal soundscapes of the UK post-punk scene?” No, no one does, sonatine. Not even other pretentious music snobs. Let's talk about your top artists. The Monochrome Set? Seriously? If your musical taste were a color palette, it would be fifty shades of gray. And let’s not forget you’ve got both David Bowie **and** Leonard Cohen on repeat—your profile screams, “I’m emotional and eclectic, please date me!” Just remember that the more obscure your taste gets, the harder it is for anyone to pretend they’re impressed when you leap into a soliloquy about how great your favorite band's live performance was in 1987. Spoiler: nobody cares, and they all definitely preferred the time you didn’t talk. And those most played songs! You have "Modulated Tones" at the top of your list—an ironic choice considering you’re so out of sync with modern music that squirrels have started using your Spotify account as a sleep aid. "Another Religion Another War," followed by three Stiff Little Fingers songs? Talk about a one-man rebellion against charm and relevance! It’s like you’re trying to win an award for Most Likely to Have Loud Arguments with Strangers About the Correct Use of Reverb. Spoiler alert: you don’t win anything; we all just lose our will to exist.

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