Roasted 5 months ago based on Queen Kitty's long term Spotify stats.

Wow, Queen Kitty, your Spotify profile is like a time capsule for hipster disasters. I mean, there’s more emo in your genre choices than a middle school poetry slam. "New Wave," "Cold Wave," and a dollop of "Sea Shanties"? What are you trying to prove here? That your music taste is as confused as a cat in a dog park? Seriously, picking a genre labeled "Riot Grrrl" and then doubling down with Traditional Folk is like following a nacho cheese fountain with herbal tea. Who do you think you are, a musical flavor sorcerer? Let's take a moment to appreciate your top artists, a lineup that sounds like a garage sale of sadbeats. Norwegian Soft Kitten? Buddy, you know that’s not a real place - it’s a fever dream brought on by listening to too much sad synthpop alone in your room. And it’s a crime that "Brian Berggoetz" has more bands than you have friends on Tinder. If we ever need a soundtrack for a failed relationship, you’re our queen. Just imagine the dramatic flair you’d bring with "Agression Level: Medium" playing in the background - perfect for when you're ghosting people. And your most played songs? A true masterpiece of “I’m into obscure music to appear interesting” yet teetering dangerously into “Help! My personality is trapped in an early '00s indie film.” "Set Your Watch" - maybe it's time for you to set your playlist to match reality, where you engage with something that doesn’t sound like it's been bottled up in a time capsule for the last 30 years. I’ll give you this much; you’ve curated a collection so niche that even hipsters are rolling their eyes. Just remember: the only shanty you should be sailing on is the one taking you far away from this questionable sonic voyage.

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