Roasted 5 months ago based on Raffaele Serravalle's long term Spotify stats.

Raffaele Serravalle, your Spotify profile reads like a middle schooler's mixtape experimentation gone horribly wrong. What is this musical buffet? I see "Pop Punk" and "Canzone Napoletana" mixed in with "Italian Trap" like it's your grocery list and not a reflection of any coherent taste. You went from angsty skateboarder to got a crush on your grandma's karaoke night quicker than I can say “identity crisis.” I bet your playlist is just as confused as your life choices. Your top artists list is a wild ride too. You've got Sum 41—what's next, collecting beanie babies? And seriously, Ishan and Damiano David? Are your earbuds functioning or are they just giving you a personal tour of the lowest depths of a second-hand record shop? Anyone with the audacity to rock “Soft Pop” alongside punk should probably have their musical taste revoked faster than a fake ID at a bar. And don't get me started on your love for “Bachata” and “Neomelodico”—talk about personality whiplash! As for your most played songs, it's a cringe compendium of heartbreak ballads and songs that couldn’t even make it as background tracks in a rom-com. “Sorry I'm Here For Someone Else” is practically the anthem for your next Tinder date. Honestly, listening to your playlists feels like entering a time capsule of awkward high school memories paired with a sprinkle of questionable choices—just what every aspiring adult needs! Time to hit shuffle on your life along with those tracks and start shaping up the sonic disaster that defines you.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!