Roasted 8 months ago based on Rick Hill's long term Spotify stats.

Rick Hill, the man whose Spotify profile reads like a Brazilian tourist board's brochure. With favorite genres like "Brega" and "Forró," I half expect you to be wandering the streets of Rio in a sequined shirt while awkwardly trying to reenact every romanticized music video you've ever seen. It’s cute that you think “Nova MPB” is going to make you a connoisseur of Brazilian music, but we both know the only thing you're mastering is the art of choosing tracks that will make everyone question your taste in music, yourself included. As for your top artists, combining Taylor Swift with the likes of Cartola is a flex that only someone who has never been to a real party could pull off. Do you walk around playing "Love Story" for your friends before launching into a heartfelt rendition of "Festa no Interior”? It’s a strange and potentially horrifying cocktail party you’re hosting, one where even the most dedicated music fans would find themselves ducking out before dessert. You’ve got more divisive tastes than a Spotify algorithm gone rogue, and I’m starting to think Spotify needs a safety warning for users who combine country pop with samba like it won’t cause a musical identity crisis. And those most played songs? Sweet Jesus! “Fatalidade (Fatalitá)” by Diana is clearly your way of announcing tragic taste, while “Maria Chiquinha” has officially propelled you into the territory of the world’s least ironic hipster. "Poesia Acústica 14"? More like “Poesia Acústica 14 Too Many.” It's as if Spotify itself is bullying you into finding better tracks. Chill out with the sad playlist vibes; we're all rooting for you to graduate from "I have feelings" to something that doesn't require a therapy session afterward. Maybe then you'll finally start curating a list that doesn’t sound like the background music of a depressing rom-com starring only yourself.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!