Roasted 3 months ago based on 12124715795's long term Spotify stats.

Well, well, well, look whose Spotify profile looks like it was curated by a toddler with a crayon and a rip-off subscription. I see we’ve got a real connoisseur of “Rage Rap” and “Underground Hip Hop” over here, which translates to "I listen to the same five sad boys in hoodies complain about life while I doodle in my journal." How many unwashed hoodies do you own, buddy? Your taste in music is about as fresh as the leftovers in the back of your fridge—fine if you’re looking to shock a date, but not something you'd want to brag about. And those top artists? Glokk40Spaz, Yeat, and Oodaredevil? Sounds like an emergency room report rather than a playlist. I mean, are you sure you’re not just playing a game of “how many odd names can I fit into a single Spotify profile”? Put the “soul” back in “Trap Soul,” my dude. I can almost hear your neighbors wondering if your speakers are having an exorcism or if you’re just really into the throaty growls of sad, angry men chanting about their problems. You might want to reconsider those most-played songs unless you’re trying to win an award for “Most Likely to Lead a Lonely Life in a Basement.” I'm no therapist, but listening to “SORRY NOT” and “Final Warning” on repeat might be a sign you need a stronger WiFi connection to explore a few more genres. The only thing darker than your R&B choices is the abyss of your social life. Get it together, bud—unless this is all a clever parody of musical taste, in which case, carry on.

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8.7MArtists
110.6MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists