Roasted 1 year ago based on ReDesigned's long term Spotify stats.
Welcome to the Spotify profile of ReDesigned, where you clearly took “finding your niche” a little too literally. I mean, I’d say your musical taste is a cornucopia of confusion, but “cornucopia” is a word that suggests a variety... and let’s be honest, you’ve basically cornered the market on J-Pop like it's the only flavor of ice cream available in an ice cream shop in the middle of nowhere. Seriously, are you trying to collect every single artist under the sun who uses a synthesizer and sings about cartoon characters? Because congratulations, you’ve achieved that monumental feat. And what’s with the top artists? It looks like a list of names that sound like they’re just random letters smushed together. ZUTOMAYO sounds like a fast-food chain that serves sushi-flavored burgers, and I can’t help but imagine these artists are holding auditions for a “Who Can Scream the Loudest” contest in the basement of an anime convention. You do realize that drowning your sorrows in a pile of J-Rock and Vocaloid tracks isn’t a personality trait, right? Your Spotify playlist gives off more “I’ll definitely wear cat ears in public” vibes than anything remotely cool. As for your most played songs, it seems you’re collecting titles like Pokémon cards, but instead of “Gotta Catch ‘Em All,” it’s more like “Gotta Make Sure Everyone Knows I’m Definitely Not Going Outside.” I mean, "酸欠少女"? Is that your way of admitting you’re not quite breathing through this cringe-fest of an obsession? Maybe just update your profile picture to a sad anime character staring off into the void—at least it would match the vibes. But hey, keep streaming your bubblegum nightmares; at least they’re keeping you entertained while you plot your next eighteen-month binge on obscure Japanese indie tracks!
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