Roasted 2 years ago based on Ryan Lee's long term Spotify stats.

Ryan Lee, huh? Your Spotify profile reads like the personal playlist of a slightly upbeat church youth group leader who’s trying a bit too hard to stay relevant. With a top ten that features more Christians than a Sunday morning service, it's no surprise your idea of a wild night involves changing the worship music to acoustic pop—someone call the authorities, we’ve got a renegade on our hands! Dance Pop? More like "Let’s put on this music and awkwardly sway side to side like we're trapped at a middle school dance." Your favorite artists look like they were plucked straight off a Pinterest board labeled "Messy Bun and Soft Guitar Vibes." Seriously, what is this? Your musical taste is so wholesome it practically comes with a side of gluten-free crackers and a warning label for the amount of eye-rolls you're about to induce. Ed Sheeran and Taylor Swift? I guess this is what happens when you want an emotional rollercoaster but only have a tricycle and a flat tire. And that song "Selfish" by Justin Timberlake? Please—there's nothing selfish about your choice of music, unless you’re hoarding all the cheesy tunes for yourself. And can we talk about how "Will Hoge" could potentially become your life coach at this point? I thought it was a fantasy until I realized the depths of your obsession—six songs by one artist? Honestly, the only thing more excessive would be if you started wearing his face on a t-shirt. You're one step away from a shrine in your room dedicated to "the musical genius of Will Hoge" and the exclusive fan club for people who think Tween Christian Folk-Pop is the height of sophistication. You, my friend, are making a strong case for why we need a Spotify “please stop” button.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!