Roasted 5 months ago based on Summer's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Summer, the literal embodiment of a goth who never saw sunlight. Your Spotify profile reads like a dark night of the soul that’s gone on a bit too long. I was half-expecting one of your favorite genres to be "Crying Alone in the Bathtub," given how deeply you immerse yourself in the shadowy depths of gothic rock and darkwave. Seriously, your playlist is a funeral march for the joy of living—at this point, I’m surprised your most played tracks aren’t just sad violin noises mixed with the sound of someone weeping in a cemetery. Those top artists scream, "I’m into self-imposed isolation and existential dread!" This is a lineup that could raise the dead, not because they’d enjoy the music, but because they’d want to leave the party early. Let’s be real, your music taste proves once and for all that you either have some crazy insightful philosophical perspective on life or you just really took a wrong turn at Hot Topic. The fact that “The frozen Autumn” shows up three times in your most played songs says more about your relationship status than anything else—just one disastrous breakup after another! But hey, don’t think I’m all doom and gloom. I appreciate the consistency—like your favorite blanket of melancholy that you wrap around yourself while sipping on a bittersweet cup of black coffee. So here’s to you, Summer. May your playlists forever echo in the dark, leaving everyone around you wondering if they should call for backup or hand you a slice of pizza and a good comedy flick. Because, darling, at this point, even your Spotify algorithm is worried about your well-being.

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