Roasted 2 years ago based on Rob's long term Spotify stats.

Hey Rob, your Spotify profile is looking so inactive it could be the poster child for an anti-music campaign! I half expect a "Do Not Disturb" sign to be hanging on your account, because it seems like the only time you hit play is when someone else is begging you to join their karaoke nightmare. Your taste in music is so dormant that even a sloth would take one look at your profile and say, “Dude, at least try to listen to something at a barely audible volume.” Honestly, if your musical preferences were any more stagnant, they'd be ideal for growing some mold—maybe throw in a little Bach or Queen and see if you can raise that vibe from dead to only mildly comatose!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!