Roasted 1 year ago based on 🪁's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Sigma, let’s take a moment to appreciate your Spotify profile, where it seems the musical diversity is about as rich as plain toast. Your favorite genres read like a list of emotional support animals—each one trying desperately to comfort the fact that you can't decide if you're a sad teen or a K-Pop stan! Seriously, it’s got more contradictions than a teenage diary: Screamo and K-Pop? You must be on a musical rollercoaster that only takes you on loops of confusion. Let’s talk about your top artists. While I commend your effort to span a wide range of genres, you’ve somehow selected the most adorkable emo sad-boys and bubbly K-Pop queens, creating a playlist that screams “I have no idea who I’m trying to be!” It’s honestly impressive how you managed to gather more conflicting energy than a middle school talent show. TWICE and Pierce The Veil together? I can already hear the cringy Snapchat stories full of bucket hats and glitter tears. And then there are your most played songs. If those titles aren’t a perfect summary of your personality, I don’t know what is! “I Don’t Care If You’re Contagious”? Buddy, if your taste in music had a disease, I’d say run, because those vibes are definitely infectious! And with “Nothing” making the list, you really did manifest a mood. Kudos for setting the bar of self-awareness so low, you practically tripped over it. Keep on jamming, but just remember: it’s called Spotify, not your built-in therapy session!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!