Roasted 1 year ago based on Rowan's long term Spotify stats.

Rowan, your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack to someone’s very successful hipster intervention. With a playlist that swings from “Art Rock” to “Vocal Jazz,” it’s like your brain took a detour through a coffee shop with antique furniture and emerged with a hearing aid. I half expect you to host a candlelit dinner where the kids are traded for folk albums and the main course is the sound of regret over a ukulele riff. Seriously, your taste is so eclectic it makes a thrift store look uniform. Let's not even start on your top artists. Nick Drake? You've got the soul of a tortured poet, but unless you're wearing a beret while writing your thoughts in a leather-bound journal, it’s just a strong sign you avoided therapy. Radiohead and their existential dread must feel like your personal soundtrack at this point. I mean, do you have a Spotify playlist titled "Emotional Breakdown, Vol. 1"? Because you might want to stop reciting Sufjan Stevens while trying to convince people you’re "just vibing." And those most played songs? “Godzilla Rises” by “Being Dead”? You know, you can’t just slap phrases together and hope they stick. If only your social life was as dynamic as your obscure song choices. Honestly, I’m just waiting for you to release your own album titled “Awkward Silences” where every track is just you checking your phone in a crowded room. With your music taste, it’s no wonder your love life resembles a sad melody playing on repeat. Just remember: sometimes it’s okay to enjoy a little mainstream noise, or at least turn on your own social skills playlist for a change.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!