Roasted 10 months ago based on Rui Ze Soon's long term Spotify stats.
Oh Rui Ze Soon, your taste in music is as eclectic as your hairline. I mean, K-Pop, EDM, AND Mandopop? That's like deciding you want to eat sushi and then washing it down with a milkshake! I get it, you’re trying to represent every single vibrant corner of Asia’s pop culture, but all it’s doing is making your Spotify look like a confused tourist on a budget trying to sample every street food stall at once. Every time I glance at your playlist, I wonder if your musical journey is sponsored by a travel agency. Your top artists are a shoutout to the fact that you’re still in denial about your love for mainstream fluff. BLACKPINK and David Guetta? Wow, such originality! You could have just saved the world a lot of time by putting “Top 40 Hits” on repeat instead of pretending to have a refined palate. And can we talk about those songs? “窒 Suffocating” by Fatrik? Looks like your taste in music is about as niche as a hipster's love for avocado toast. You must be the life of the party—everyone will undoubtedly leave as soon as they hear your “bangers” rolling through. Let’s call a spade a spade: your Spotify is a catchy mixtape of confusion, and frankly, it’s hard to distinguish whether you’re curating a playlist or a karaoke night gone horribly wrong. If this is what defines your musical journey, I can't wait to see what your next obsession will be—perhaps a deep dive into the hit soundtrack of elevator music? Keep up the cringe, Rui, you almost have a renaissance of bad taste on your hands!
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