Roasted 6 months ago based on Rakvi's long term Spotify stats.

So, Rakvi, your favorite genres read like a hipster’s diary entry from art school. Classic Rock? Indie? Progressive Rock? Did you inherit your Spotify account from a '70s time traveler who couldn’t decide on a single genre? And don’t even get me started on “French House.” I bet you think listening to it makes you feel cultured while you sip your overpriced oat milk latte. Just a heads up: no amount of “Bedroom Pop” will help you get out of that actual bedroom you're holed up in. Now, let's talk about your top artists. Pink Floyd? Sure, they’re legendary, but you do realize that you can listen to more than just one drug-induced band from the '70s, right? Then there's Tame Impala—congratulations, you found the one band that makes music for people who can't figure out if they’re existentially depressed or just hungover! And then there’s Mk.gee—half of your most played songs are by him. At this rate, your "top artist" category should just read “Mk.gee ft. Too Much Time on My Hands.” And finally, your most played songs look like the playlist for a sad indie film where the main character can't figure out if they’re upset because their crush didn't text back or if it's just the crushing weight of adult responsibility. Seriously, "List Of People (To Try And Forget About)" should also include yourself. Get a grip, Rakvi! It’s 2023, not 2020. Shake off that existential crisis and try listening to something upbeat—even ABBA is getting tired of your mopey vibes!

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