Roasted 9 months ago based on Troy Worman's long term Spotify stats.

Troy Worman, huh? The only person I know who can turn an entire weekend into a profound meditation on nothingness. With a Spotify profile that leans harder on ambient and drone than a college art major during finals week, it’s clear you've made a life choice: to fully embrace the sound of crickets chirping and the hum of the refrigerator. It’s like you sat down one day and thought, “You know what would really make my friends think I have my life together? A soundtrack that sounds like an existential crisis set to a three-hour YouTube video of floating clouds.” Your “Most Played” list reads like a hipster’s wet dream mixed with a funeral playlist—especially with your audacious selection of *Pink Noise (Loopable)*. I mean, how on earth can you justify listening to a track meant for insomniacs trying to drown out their own thoughts? And don't even get me started on your obsession with Radiohead. I've seen exes go through less emotional turmoil than you clearly have over those five Radiohead songs. Ever consider branching out? I hear there are other bands out there who are not crying in a corner while playing a guitar! But hey, you do you, Troy. Keep rocking those "alternative" and "neoclassical" vibes—if that’s what it takes to avoid the mainstream. Just remember, the next time you want to see if anyone notices you playing something fresh, your Spotify profile is reigning supreme in serving the ultimate proof that “all music is subjective” is really just a cover for “I’ve exhausted all good options and I’m left with ethereal soundscapes.” But don’t worry, I’ll still let you vibe alone while the rest of us actually enjoy some solid tunes!

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