Roasted 2 months ago based on k4ngel's long term Spotify stats.
Alright, k4ngel, let’s break this down: you’re out here with a profile that screams "I haven’t left my room since 2020." Your obsession with K-Pop and J-Rock makes it pretty clear that your taste in music has more layers than an anime plot twist, but instead of depth, it feels more like a never-ending fill-in-the-blank quiz. Noise music? Really? At this point, I’m half-convinced you just threw random letters together like a toddler with a keyboard and called it a genre. Your top artists read like a list of bands that are just as confused about their identities as you are about yours. I mean, “wave to earth”? I guess surfing on a soundwave was just too mainstream for you. And hey, with favorites like ENHYPEN and BTS in the mix, it’s safe to say that your taste in artists could make a solid case for a K-Pop support group. But we all get it—you needed to find some way to make your Instagram captions more aspirational than your dating life. As for your most played songs, I can’t help but notice that half of them are from the same couple of artists. Are you trying to establish a wild cult around wave to earth? Don’t worry, your Spotify looks more like an eager young man’s mixtape for his first crush than an actual listenable playlist. I can only imagine you sobbing with your earbuds in, caught in that weird emotional feedback loop that only hyperpop can provide. Here's a suggestion: try exploring a new genre—who knows, you might just find one that doesn’t sound like it’s begging for your attention!
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