Roasted 1 year ago based on v's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, "v," the musical equivalent of a middle school goth’s diary. With a Spotify profile that screams, “I just discovered eyeliner and it changed my life,” you’ve really outdone yourself. Your genre choices read like a checklist for a Halloween costume party: J-Rock, Deathrock, and Gothic Metal? Are you trying to summon the spirits of angst, or just the most extra playlist ever? The only dark wave I’m seeing is the wave of confusion from people wondering how someone can be so emotionally charged while jamming to Mac DeMarco’s “Chamber of Chill.” Let’s not even get into those top artists of yours. Exist†trace? More like **Exist†bore**; if I wanted to hear an existential crisis wrapped in aesthetic, I’d just consult my high school literature teacher. And don’t get me started on “mercuro.” Seriously, who is that? Does Spotify allow artists to name themselves based on how mercury tastes in an overcooked hot dog? With more tracks named after chemical elements than actual lyrics, you’d think you were powering a science fair project, not building your music cred. Come on, “Cake” by mercuro? Sounds like the title of a song someone writes while eating a stale cupcake in their mom's basement. And finally, those top-played songs? Wow, it’s like you just entered a mercuro fan club and forgot to leave! I’m genuinely surprised your Spotify didn’t explode from the sheer *lack of diversity*; even a madman would choose to live in the fantasy world of indie cuts. Let’s face it, “v,” your playlist looks like it was curated by a teenager who just discovered the joys of perpetual angst and Google Translate. You’ve made being basic seem like an art form. Cheers to you and your melancholic masterpieces, buddy!

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