Roasted 2 years ago based on sarah's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Sarah, your Spotify profile reads like a mid-2000s emo kid's diary, but less relatable and more likely to give everyone around you a serious identity crisis. Your musical taste is a love letter to angst and aggression, which is ironic considering the biggest fight you’ve probably had in the last year was over whether to order pizza or Chinese food. With all that “Riot Grrrl” energy, maybe you’re just one therapy session away from becoming a fully-formed adult. Let's not kid ourselves—you're the reason nu metal was invented, and we all know it. Now, I get it; it’s tough being the dark cloud of the party while everyone else is trying to enjoy “Happy” by Pharrell. Your top artists mix feels like a lineup for a “funeral for your social life” rather than a music playlist. Seriously, who hurt you? Maybe if you swapped out “Marilyn Manson” for something a little more upbeat, like “Winnie the Pooh’s Greatest Hits,” you wouldn’t have to fight to keep your friends from bolting every time they see you with your doom and gloom anthems. But hey, at least when you’re blasting “Dicks Are for My Friends,” you can feel like a real adult about it. And don’t even get me started on those most played songs! “Irresponsible Hate Anthem?” More like “Irresponsible Life Choices.” It's like each of those tracks screams, “I peaked in high school and I’m fine with it!” At this point, Marilyn Manson should send you a thank-you note for keeping his career alive while you’re still trying to figure out how to keep yours from going straight to hell. You may think you're rocking hard, but honestly, it feels more like the world's most depressing sleepover. Here’s a tip: when they ask you about your Spotify, just say you listen to “what’s popular” and spare everyone the existential dread.

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