Roasted 9 months ago based on saxoner's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Saxoner, let's unpack this Spotify dumpster fire you've created. Your music taste reads like a list of genres invented by someone who just had their heart broken for the 12th time while staring at a rainy window. “Shoegaze” and “Slowcore”? Are you trying to write the soundtrack for a sad indie film that no one asked for? I can only assume your idea of a good time is sitting in a dimly lit room, crying into a glass of organic chamomile tea while the world moves on without you. Your top artists are the musical equivalent of generic grocery store brand cereal. Ever heard of variety or a little something called “current”? It’s a wonder you don’t just play the same sad song on loop until your neighbors call the authorities concerned for your mental health. "Keep" and "greedi"? Sounds like the names of two dudes who are just as confused about adulthood as you are. No wonder your most played songs include tracks like “FALL OF MAN.” At this point, I’m expecting your next release to be titled “I Should Probably Get a Job” featuring the hit single “Is It Too Late to Change My Major?” But let’s be real; it’s clear that your Spotify is a cry for help disguised as a playlist. Who needs therapy when you can immerse yourself in the downer vibes of "Neo-Psychedelic" and “Post-Grunge” while simultaneously chasing away every potential friend with your relentless wallowing? So keep streaming those obscure tracks and moping around; just know that you’re basically one sad acoustic cover away from becoming the human embodiment of a post-apocalyptic Slack channel. Here’s hoping you find a beat that makes you smile before you start aging like the sour milk you must drink to cope with this musical monstrosity!

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