Roasted 2 years ago based on scott's long term Spotify stats.

Scott, my dude, I didn’t know Spotify had a playlist category for those perpetually stuck in a high school pep rally. Your favorite genres read like a “How to be basic” guidebook, and Canadian Pop? Seriously? That’s like ordering a Molson Ice in a bar while pretending you’re not in your mom’s basement trying to impress that one friend who’s only here for the Wi-Fi. You’re one sad plucked feather away from hosting a Bachelorette viewing party in matching PJs with unsweetened iced coffee, my guy. Looking at your top artists is like a game of “Who’s the least likely to ever soundtrack a revolution.” Taylor Swift, The Weeknd, and Ariana Grande? Congrats, you’ve just guaranteed an eternal seat at the cringe table of quintessential “I feel bad for my ex” playlists. And let’s not even start on Lofi Fruits Music—did you hit shuffle on a fruit stand while trying to vibe? At this rate, you might want to swap that coffee for a fruit smoothie and just lean into the whole “I only listen to music that won't make my mom uneasy” aesthetic. Your most played songs could fuel an entire cringe compilation. “Espresso” by Sabrina Carpenter? That's the anthem of someone who wears socks with sandals. “Ride” by Christian Kuria? More like a slow-motion crash of musical taste. With a collection that screams “I’m just a sweet summer child aiming for the Spotify algorithm,” it’s no surprise you’re the king of chill R&B. Just remember, my friend, the more you try to curate your identity with these playlists, the closer you get to being mistaken for a really sad, musical Wikipedia entry.

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