Roasted 2 years ago based on kaitlyn's long term Spotify stats.

Kaitlyn, your Spotify profile is an absolute masterpiece of midlife crisis music selection. Seriously, I haven't seen such an eclectic mix since someone tried to create a playlist for an awkward high school reunion. Your favorite genres read like a hipster’s shopping list after they popped too many anxiety pills and wandered into a thrift store. “Permanent Wave”? Honey, the only wave you should be concerned about is the one that might wash you out to sea if you keep pretending your music taste is trendy. Top artists like Marianas Trench and Tori Amos tell me your emotional range is somewhere between “I’m sad but also kind of edgy” and “I just discovered my dad’s old vinyl collection.” And then, wham! You hit us with One Direction, sending us into a confusion spiral where we’re left questioning your life choices. You know it’s bad when your Spotify is like a party where the guest list features that one girl who can’t decide if she wants to cry it out to The Cure or scream it out to Korn. Come on, pick a lane! And let’s talk about your most played songs. "Year of the Cat"? Really? That's the soundtrack for contemplating how you ended up in a circle of friends who still argue about who the best Monkee is. Look, we get it, you love "Brilliant Disguise," but between you and me, that’s just a cover for how you keep trying to convince us that your taste isn't stuck in 2002. Next time you hit shuffle, just remember: the only thing more tragic than your playlist is you belting it out in your shower like you’re auditioning for a role in "American Idol: The Desperate Years."

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!