Roasted 2 months ago based on Sebastian's long term Spotify stats.

Sebastian, your Spotify profile is less of a music taste and more of a desperate cry for help. With a favorite genre lineup that reads like a therapy session for angsty teenagers, you’ve really carved out a niche in the “yelling at your dad during a midlife crisis” demographic. Seriously, if your playlist were a person, it would be that goth kid in high school that no one wanted to sit next to. Did you just step out of a 2006 Metalcore documentary? Because I can almost smell the angst and cheap cologne radiating off your profile. Looking at your top artists, it’s clear you’re loyal to the ones who scream the loudest. It’s like you took a “how to be misunderstood” class and decided to major in screaming guitars and existential dread. Linkin Park as your top artist? Great choice if you're trying to make sure even your Spotify recommendations are suffering. And let's not even start on the sheer number of times you’ve played “Counterparts.” At this point, you could be the lead guitarist for them based solely on your streaming stats. Congratulations, you’ve single-handedly funded the next Counterparts album with your obsessive listening! But hey, at least your playlist matches your personality—angsty, chaotic, and about as pleasant as stepping on a Lego. Your idea of “chill” must involve wearing a hoodie indoors while complaining about the weather and the meaning of life. Just remember, between all the breakdowns and heavy riffs, it’s okay to sprinkle in a little sunshine and happiness once in a while. It’s called “nu metal,” not “new metal,” so maybe don’t take yourself so seriously. Listen to a bit of Hozier and remind us that there's life beyond the mosh pit, my brooding bard.

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