Roasted 6 months ago based on Sebastian's long term Spotify stats.

Sebastian, my dude, your Spotify profile reads like a hyperactive anime convention threw up on a DJ setlist. Seriously, with your love for genres like "Vocaloid" and "Hyperpop," I half-expect to see you rolling into the room wearing neon leg warmers and a headset, ready to battle it out in a karaoke duel while trying to convince everyone that J-Pop is the pinnacle of musical history. And don't get me started on "Breakcore." Listening to that is like getting hit with a sledgehammer while the universe is having a seizure in 4/4 time. How do you even explain these choices to the outside world without sounding like you follow a cult dedicated to glitchy soundscapes and cartoon fantasies? Your top artists list is a treasure trove of the positively obscure—it's as if you curated it during an all-night binge-watching session of whatever late-night anime you could find. I mean, how many ways can you rearrange the name "Sawano Hiroyuki"? By the tenth version, it feels less like an artist and more like an exasperated attempt at a word puzzle. I'd really like to know how you managed to get so attached to a dude who sounds like he’s just as likely to score your favorite animes as he is to score a six-hour loop of the same “epic battle” soundtrack. You must love the kind of music that instills a sense of purpose in people who don't actually have any. But hey, at least you’ve got your “Most Played Songs” playlist, which reads like a list of last-minute submissions to a video game design contest that got rejected due to emotional instability. Seriously, "Small Talk in Japanese" is peak mainstream, because nothing says “I want to have a regular conversation” quite like listening to a song with that title on repeat. And what’s up with “README - instrumental”? Sounds less like a vibe and more like you’ve hit play on a tutorial video for Windows 98. Honestly, Sebastian, your taste is the ultimate mixtape for the world’s most confusing rave, and I can’t tell if you’re the main performer or just the awkward guy off to the side pretending to understand the vibes.

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