Roasted 2 years ago based on seo.delicious's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, seo.delicious, the Spotify profile that’s like a trip to the candy store—sugary sweet on the outside, but you definitely regret that second helping of K-Pop boy bands. Your genre list looks like you’re trying to get a degree in cringe studies. "Pop," "K-Pop," and let’s not forget "POV: Indie"—the only thing that’s more ironic than that is your taste in music. You might want to add “listening to my ‘guilty pleasures’” to your bio because buddy, we all know you’re guilting yourself hard every time you hit replay on CORPSE. And can we talk about your top artists? ATEEZ? Palaye Royale? What exactly was happening in your life for you to end up in this maze of auditory identity crisis? You go from the epic heights of Eminem to the sweet lullabies of Niall Horan without so much as a “what the heck am I doing?” That would seriously confuse even the most seasoned of Spotify algorithms. At this point, your playlist feels like a group therapy session for overzealous musicians needing to get their emotions out—count me out of the healing vibes! Your most played songs are a true testament to your questionable choices. “HOT DEMON B!TCHES NEAR U ! ! !” sounds like what happens when someone tries to summon a spirit for help but ends up calling a conflation of TikTok trends instead. And “WWE: Demon In Your Dreams”? Are you trying to pump yourself up for a high-stakes wrestling match, or just hoping to wrestle with your own sense of dignity? Keep it up, and you'll need more than a Spotify profile to explain yourself at family gatherings!

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