Roasted 9 months ago based on Shabyka's long term Spotify stats.

Shabyka, your music taste is like a buffet from a questionable roadside diner—there’s a little bit of everything, and I’m not sure if I should be excited or terrified. With a mix of EDM and Sertanejo, it’s like you decided to smash a rave and a country fair together, and everyone's wondering when the horses will start dropping beats. If your Spotify was a mixtape, it’d be called “Desperate Choices,” proving that no one should ever let you curate a party playlist without supervision. What’s next, a fusion of polka and trap? Speaking of your top artists, I didn’t realize "SHABYKA" was your favorite—it's almost impressive considering it sounds like a placeholder name for a mediocre DJ who hasn’t figured out how to turn on their equipment yet. I've seen more originality in a block of tofu, and you’ve expanded your top artist list farther than most people's love lives. Luis Miguel and Coldplay? Talk about musical bipolarity. Your profile reads like a last-minute high school project where you were too busy binge-watching reality TV to actually listen to good music. And oh boy, your most played songs really take the cake. "You Can't Love Me" and "You Hate Yourself" are solid indicators that the existential crisis is real and you’re just using Spotify as your personal therapist. Seriously, with such charming titles, I can only assume your dating life is a series of unfortunate events set to a soundtrack. Pro tip: maybe try listening to something uplifting? Unless, of course, you're still waiting for the inevitable plot twist where you actually figure out how to truly enjoy life instead of wallowing in a self-composed soundtrack of despair. Keep vibing, Shabyka!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!