Roasted 1 year ago based on moi's long term Spotify stats.

Eeki, your Spotify profile is basically a mixtape of existential dread wrapped in an emo blanket. I mean, come on, with favorite genres like Black Metal and Dark Ambient, it's clear you spend more time contemplating the void than actually enjoying music. If your playlist was a person, it would need therapy more than a therapist does! No wonder your most played songs are practically begging for a hug—“Dark Winter Depression” should come with a side of therapy vouchers. Let’s talk about your top artists. When “Sewerslvt” is the highlight of your listening history, we know you're trying to keep it edgy while actually living your life in grayscale. I get it; it's hard to find music that matches both your vibe and your overall existential crisis. But really, how many times can you be “engulfed in sadness” before someone subtly suggests you try a happy playlist, or at least the uplifting side of Darkwave? If these artists had a support group, they would kick you out for being too much of a buzzkill. Your most played songs could easily double as a soundtrack for a hipster horror film about a sad clown who only communicates through lofi beats and existential tunes. “I Want to Be with You” by "Sadness"? Bro, sounds like you need a night out with friends instead of bottomless loops of dark sorrow! And “Vapaa sielu pohjoisen” by "Norrhem"? The only thing more Finnish than that title is the relentless chill of your social calendar. Seriously, Eeki—maybe it’s time to throw something sunny into the mix. It’s like your profile is just one bad haircut away from being a full-on stereotype.

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