Roasted 1 year ago based on Shubh's long term Spotify stats.

Shubh, your Spotify profile is like a confused teenager at a music festival—trying to fit in with the hip-hop crowd but somehow ending up at the wrong stage watching a cringe-worthy fusion of Bollywood and reggaeton. Who knew “Latin” and “Desi” are part of the same genre mix? If music were a pizza, you’d be the guy who puts pineapples on it and claims it’s gourmet. Kid, your taste is so eclectic, I half-expect to see a polka section hiding in there somewhere. And let’s talk about your top artists, shall we? You’ve got Kanye, Kendrick, and Drake holding it down like a throne, while Sabrina Carpenter sits in the corner like the awkward cousin no one wanted at the family reunion. One minute you’re vibing to “PLANETA DESCONHECIDO” and the next you’re bopping to “Shut up My Moms Calling.” You might just be the poster child for musical indecision. Your Most Played list reads like a “who’s who” of artist-related identity crises, featuring everything from the lyrical genius of JPEGMAFIA to songs that sound like they were recorded under a karaoke machine at a house party. More than anything, though, we need to discuss that song choice “Taste” by Sabrina Carpenter. Was it because you thought it would impress someone at the next family gathering or did you get lost on the way to listening to the actual hardcore rap? Bro, embrace your inner music snob; don't just dip your toes into every genre like it’s a freak wave at the beach. Your profile's a wild ride, but let’s hope your taste matures faster than your Spotify playlists—otherwise, you might end up riding out in a “West Coast Hip Hop” fedora and those embarrassing pastel sneakers.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!