Roasted 2 years ago based on eiderdawn's long term Spotify stats.

Eiderdawn, your Spotify profile reads like a midlife crisis soundtrack for someone who still thinks "keeping it real" means talking about how you used to photocopy music magazines in the ’90s. Seriously, with a favorite genre list that could double as a hipster bingo card, it’s almost impressive how you've managed to bundle every flavor of rock into one sad, nostalgic grab bag like it's some sort of musical buffet no one wanted to order. Permanent Wave? Is that the sound your favorite bands are making right now, or are you just trying to prop up a tired joke about your love life? Your top artists are like a collective of has-beens who should've cashed in their chips just before the ‘00s hit. Pink Floyd and The Cure might still be rocking stadiums, but I'm pretty sure they don't need your sympathy streams to retire, Eiderdawn. Just think of all the time you’ve wasted listening to "Echoes" instead of discovering new music. At this point, you might as well be wearing a T-shirt that says "I peaked in high school” while blasting “Classic Rock” like it’s still the hot new thing on the block. Newsflash: it’s not. And let's not even talk about your most played songs. With a playlist that sounds like a sad vibe check, I wouldn’t be surprised if your neighbors called the cops on you for excessive monotony. You’ve got "Between the Bars," which is basically your emotional status now that your Spotify algorithm has condemned you as the world’s loneliest DJ. Keep holding onto that deep cut love for “The Incredible String Band,” though—like your taste in music, the only thing it attracts is confusion and bewilderment. Keep it up, Eiderdawn; the world needs more ways to roll their eyes at outdated playlists!

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