Roasted 1 year ago based on polo wolo's long term Spotify stats.

Capalot Station, where the only thing more cringeworthy than your music taste is your Spotify playlist, which reads like the soundtrack to a middle-school talent show gone horribly wrong. Seriously, your genre list is more confused than a kid trying to order at an Italian restaurant when they only speak "Nervous." "Emo Rap"? "Brooklyn Drill"? Are you trying to set the record for most genres in a single bio, or are you just hoping someone will finally take you seriously as a connoisseur of musical chaos? Your profile is the musical equivalent of a buffet where all the food is from different countries, none of which you can pronounce. Your top artists read like a list of people who collectively have no idea they need to steer clear of your music choices. Kendrick Lamar? Talk about reaching for the stars while riding a bicycle with training wheels. And what’s up with your obsession with "drill" music? With that many drill tracks, you’re either some kind of underground hero or you should be on a watchlist for disturbing behavior. And let’s not even talk about the only way you can keep up with Polo G—by cranking that Spotify to eleven so you can drown out your own bad life choices. Lastly, your most played songs illuminate just how tragically lost in the sauce you really are. "Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now"? Wow, that’s some self-awareness for a Spotify bio that's screaming "help me." And "Magnolia"? It’s like you heard one catchy chorus and decided it was time to fill a hole in your personality with something that's one step away from a TikTok dance challenge. Capalot Station: where good taste goes to die and every track tells the woe of an indecisive music lover with way too many feelings and not nearly enough talent.

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