Roasted 4 months ago based on CEO of very short playlists's long term Spotify stats.

Welcome to the Spotify profile of the CEO of Very Short Playlists, where obviously, brevity is the soul of wit—too bad you missed the memo on what it means to actually create a MAKE-IT-FUN playlist! With genres spanning everything from "Bedroom Pop" to "Rock En Español," it seems like you’ve taken an entire music history class and decided to just put down "all of it, please!" Good luck explaining your obsession with “Cuarteto” to someone who actually gets out of the house. Your top artists read like a college brochure for a university majoring in Hipster Music Studies. Seriously, who needs mainstream when you can worship at the altar of Los Campesinos! and Axolotes Mexicanos? I didn't know we were handing out accolades for “Most Likely to Always Eat Avocado Toast Alone.” Sure, Radiohead and Cavetown are cool, but it seems evident you’re just a few "post-punk" heartbreaks away from sobbing like a child in a record store’s clearance bin. And let's talk about those "most played" songs—did you lose a bet that required you to incessantly listen to musicians who make being depressed sound charming? With titles like “Mágico trágico” and “Die Your Daughter,” it's clear your playlist feels like a soundtrack to the world’s quirkiest sad indie art film that never got made. Honestly, it’d be a tragedy if you weren’t so committed to providing hours of acoustic therapy for all of us desperately trying to figure out where you've hidden your actual personality under all these eclectic layers of irony.

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