Roasted 3 months ago based on Soheil's long term Spotify stats.

Soheil, your Spotify profile is like a mid-life crisis in audio form. I mean, really? You’ve somehow managed to pack more genres into your favorites than most of us have songs we actually want to listen to. It’s as if you’re trying to collect every type of metal known to humanity like a boy scout trying to earn every merit badge. At this point, you’re basically a walking, breathing heavy metal encyclopedia, which is great… if you’re auditioning for the role of "that one insufferable guy at every party." Your most played songs read like the soundtrack to a “how to be a confused millennial” documentary. “Cold Little Heart”? Really? You listen to a song that sounds like it was written in a therapist's office while mourning the death of your Spotify friend list? And then there’s Lady Gaga's “Die With A Smile,” which is shockingly contradictory—are you trying to prepare for life’s little disappointments with a fun sing-along? You’ve got Dream Theater playing multiple times like you're stuck in a 30-minute guitar solo loop. I’ve seen less repetition at an NSYNC reunion concert! But hey, let’s give credit where it’s due: You’ve curated a list that perfectly reflects your personality—a complex tapestry of angst, confusion, and a hint of tragicomedic flair. Your trip through genres is like a scenic drive through chaos, complete with bangs, tears, and occasional headbanging. Soheil, your Spotify profile is the audio equivalent of a “None of my exes live in Texas” bumper sticker—confusing, excessive, and totally unnecessary. But I guess we all have that one friend, and thanks for representing for the rest of us.

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