Roasted 1 year ago based on 🍀 mo's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s 𝐬𝐨𝐨𝐭, the connoisseur of every genre that sounds like it’s performed by someone sitting on a log in the woods, knitting a sweater for a squirrel. Your Spotify profile reads like an indie farmer’s market explosion—full of artisanal pain and way too many layers to peel back before getting to the juicy stuff. Folk? Celtic? Medieval? Buddy, I’m starting to think you’re trying to summon a bard instead of just vibing out with some tunes! You’ve got enough “Neofolk” to distract a hipster trebuchet! Your top artists are a delightful blend of the emo high school poetry club and a music history class that forgot to warn folks about getting stuck in one era. Enya, Taylor Swift, and Fleet Foxes? It’s like a confused dinner party where everyone is politely screaming about their heartbreak while someone keeps trying to tell the wedding band to play "The Wind Beneath My Wings". And don’t even get me started on John Denver—if I had a dollar for every time “Rocky Mountain High” played on your account, I could buy you a ticket to see a therapist about your obsession with nostalgia. As for your most played songs, I’m convinced you’re just trying to collect the saddest orchestral pieces known to humanity. “Sheep May Safely Graze”? Is this a Spotify playlist or a musical therapy session for introverts who need to feel their feelings? At this point, your musical journey seems less about enjoying tunes and more about emotionally preparing for a reclusive life on a cabin using only artisanal soap made from essential oils. Keep it up, 𝐬𝐨𝐨𝐭, and maybe the next time you strum a lute, you can just stay in the medieval times you clearly love so much!

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