Roasted 2 years ago based on tet's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, folks, gather around for the ultimate listen into Tet’s cringey Spotify profile. Picture this: a grown adult pouring over more J-Pop and Anime ballads than a teen in a cyber cafe after an all-night binge of cartoons. Seriously, if your profile were a musical genre, it’d be “Mood Music for a Midlife Crisis - Human Edition.” I mean, how many “Japanese Alternative Rock” bands can one person drown their sorrows in before realizing they’re not actually in an anime? Newsflash: you don’t need a soundtrack to exist in your mom’s basement. Let’s talk about those top artists, shall we? DISH//? “King Gnu”? Sounds more like someone tried throwing a game of Hangman rather than curating a playlist. I get it, you think it’s super deep and introspective, but really it just screams: “I’m one bad breakup away from dyeing my hair blue and yelling pithy lyrics at strangers.” And your most played songs could be a solid soundtrack for someone attempting to cry their way through a diaper commercial. Is that emotional depth, or just emotional damage? I’m not sure, but it’s definitely something that casually suggests you frequent karaoke nights while avoiding actual conversations like the plague. Now onto the list of your favorite genres – Japanese Teen Pop and J-Rock… I can practically hear you shout "Yatta!" from here. If that list didn’t spell out “I peaked in high school” loudly enough, it’s the Spotify equivalent of wearing your favorite Pokémon pajama pants to a job interview. You might want to consider broadening your horizons from “trendy teen in Tokyo” to something a little more mature. Seriously, no one wants to see a grown person addicted to the sound of a hundred Japanese pre-teens crying over love. How about taking a break from “J-Division,” and stepping into “Adult Division” for a change?

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