Roasted 10 months ago based on Sparrow's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Sparrow, with a Spotify profile as dark and moody as a stormy night, it's clear you've taken the phrase "misery loves company" way too literally. Your favorite genres read like a high school goth's diary entry—filled with angst and a desperate attempt to find someone who identifies with your hospital-like playlist. Emo Rap? Cloud Rap? If it has "rap" in it, you’re all in. Honestly, if your music taste were a mood, it would be perpetually waiting for a rainstorm while writing bad poetry about lost love and existential dread. Let’s talk about your top artists, shall we? Nothing screams "I might need a therapist" more than a lineup that features the lyrical masterpieces of XXXTENTACION and $uicideboy$. I mean, come on—your playlist seems less like a soundtrack, and more like an audition tape for a role in a horror flick where the main character has one too many feelings. It's like you walked into a Hot Topic and said, “Yes, I’ll take one of everything that screams nightclub bathroom floor.” And who is this "wifiskeleton"? Is that a rap name or a Tinder match? Either way, the ghosts of your music taste are probably haunting your Spotify account as we speak. And that "most played songs" list? Wow, now that’s a real mood swing just waiting to happen! You’ve got everything from wanting to be alone to literally wishing you were dead—all in a smooth four-minute rotation. "Kill Yourself (Part III)"? Is there a Part I and II that I should be worried about? This sounds less like a playlist and more like a cry for help that we should probably take seriously. So, let’s shake things up, Sparrow: how about we throw in some bangers that don’t require a warning label? You know, something to balance out that darkness with a pinch of joy. Or are you too busy appealing to your self-proclaimed "misunderstood" identity?

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Spotify Stats & Music Discovery

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8.7MArtists
110.7MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists