Roasted 4 months ago based on Manolito Milito's long term Spotify stats.

Manolito Milito, eh? With favorite genres spanning from "EDM" to "Witch House," it’s clear you’ve got the maturity of a high schooler who just discovered their first playlist in the depths of a late-night YouTube binge. You’re sitting there, bobbing your head to the chaotic sounds of "Noise Rock" while the rest of us attempt to maintain our sanity. The only thing louder than your Spotify is the sound of your friends’ emphatic sighs as they hear you claim that your taste is "eclectic" when really, it’s more reminiscent of a teenager’s first attempt at making sense of what music they actually enjoy. Your top artists include a mix that screams “I really like video games, but I can still be edgy," especially with health’s "DEMGODS" creeping onto your most played tracks list like that one overzealous emo kid in high school who asked to play guitar solos 24/7. Seriously, talking about "Gunship" like they’re some underground treasure feels about as real as your chances of winning a dance-off at a rave. And don’t even get me started on your obsession with "SEGA SOUND TEAM"—when was the last time track after 2 AM wasn’t just nostalgia taking you back into pixelated oblivion? But maybe the real kicker here is your relentless affection for "Industrial" and "Liquid Funk," which sound more like two discarded labels from a 90s garage sale than viable genres. You’ve got a top 10 that could use a hearty dose of human interaction outside your bedroom. So, keep spinning those tracks, Manolito! Just know that while you're out there battling it out with decibels and beats, the rest of us are out here reminding you that real music doesn’t just come from a computer—it’s called socializing! Good luck finding that beat!

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