Roasted 2 years ago based on connie's long term Spotify stats.

Sprocket, your Spotify profile looks like the playlist a hipster made while gorging on organic avocado toast at a thrift store café. I mean, “POV: Indie”? What are you trying to convey, that your love for banjos and beanies runs deeper than your personality? The only thing “Permanent Wave” signifies is your permanent struggle to figure out if it’s 'artsy' or just plain confused. Even your genre of “Weirdcore” makes me question if you actually have ears or if you’re just using them to catch existential dread while wandering aimlessly through a farmer's market. And don’t even get me started on your top artists. You’re basically a walking BuzzFeed article titled "10 Artists Who Will Make You Think You’re Deep." You’ve got Mac DeMarco, who epitomizes that guy that shows up at parties with a ukulele and proceeds to play self-indulgent ballads about his last breakup. Then there's Tally Hall. Congratulations, you’ve successfully infiltrated an entire generation’s nostalgia with songs so quirky they could probably be played on a loop during a mental health seminar. And what’s with listing the same artist multiple times? Are you really that clueless, or did you just forget to scroll while filtering your playlist? Your most played songs tell me everything I need to know: you’ve somehow managed to curate a soundtrack for an identity crisis, sprinkled with just enough “90s emo” to justify your perpetual sadness. “Everybody Wants to Rule the World”? Well, sweetheart, at this rate, you’ll be hard-pressed just to rule your Spotify algorithm. And by all means continue jamming to those Tally Hall tracks—because who wouldn’t want to relive their childhood traumas while reminiscing about colorful socks and awkward high school crushes? You’re living proof that sometimes the weirdest people make the worst playlists, and it looks like you’ve taken that to an art form.

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