Roasted 2 years ago based on steph's long term Spotify stats.

Steph, your Spotify profile reads like a teenage diary entry from someone who's trying way too hard to prove they have diverse taste, but we all know it just screams, “I can only commit to artists who have one-hit wonders!” I mean, you've got K-Pop and bedroom pop, which honestly sounds like a sad mixtape for people who have never left their houses. Congrats on having more genres than friends; it’s a great way to collect songs to cry to when you realize you’re just as single as your “SZA” playlist suggests. Your top artists list looks like a game of “How many obscure names can I drop to sound cool?” Deftones and BTS might as well be your frenemy duo: one makes you cry in the shower, and the other gives you unrealistic crush goals! And the fact that you throw in “Japanese VGM”? Sweetheart, unless you’re being chased by a pixelated dragon, it’s a bit ambitious to think that it fits your vibe. What's next? "POV: Living in a RPG"? Most played songs? I’m not sure whether to applaud your eclectic taste or call for help. "Heaven Sent" followed by "Sextape"? That sounds like an existential crisis waiting to unfold. And really, "Charcoal Baby"? You’re seeming more and more like the friend who throws out more cringe-worthy lyrics than actual conversation. Let’s be honest, Steph, your Spotify should come with a disclaimer: “Listen at your own risk; side effects may include intense eyebrow raising and sudden urges to explore better music sanity."

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