Roasted 10 months ago based on stvn's long term Spotify stats.

Hey stvn, your Spotify profile is like a QR code for a rave that nobody wants to attend. Seriously, what’s with all the progressive house and trance? Your playlist is practically a soundtrack for someone who’s perpetually lost in their own basement, trying to convince themselves that techno beats can substitute for a personality. You’ve got more “mood” playlists than mood swings, and let's be honest, your musical taste makes you sound like you’re just one bad trip away from starting a commune of glow-stick enthusiasts. And what’s up with your top artists? It’s like you threw a dart at a board of EDM names and just decided that was your identity now. "Fred again.."? If that's not the most desperate attempt at being unique, I don’t know what is. And please, spare us the “Japanese city pop” schtick. You’re not impressing anyone by pretending your Spotify related algorithm has depth—it’s just the same white boy obsession with obscure genres. At this point, even a beginner DJ would have dumped your playlists for being more basic than a Starbucks order. But let's not forget your most played songs—they're like a BPM-encrusted cry for help. I get it, “Holding In Place” is a catchy title when that’s exactly what you do—just hover around soundcloud like a sad ghost waiting for someone to recognize your ghostly existence. With tracks named “Everything,” it’s painfully clear you really just listened to a playlist called “emotional breakdowns.” Pro tip: Maybe consider diversifying your Spotify profile before the algorithm starts sending out search party requests. But hey, keep dreaming that one of these tracks will finally shatter the echo chamber you’ve trapped yourself in!

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