Roasted 2 years ago based on subfuse's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Subfuse, the only profile that simultaneously sounds like a low-budget rave and a therapy session for teenagers who think sadness is a personality trait. Your taste in music could make even a Spotify algorithm implode in confusion. Phonk? Cloud Rap? Dark Trap? It’s like you grabbed a handful of genres, threw them against the wall, and declared them your "favorites" like an over-caffeinated art student in a room full of canvases. The only thing darker than your playlist is probably your closet—let’s be real, you’ve got more black clothes than friends. And let’s talk about those artists, shall we? It’s like you took a detour through a dumpster behind a hip-hop festival and decided that $uicideboy$ was the peak of musical innovation. I mean, who knew combining angst, heavy bass, and a complete disregard for positive vibes could be a personality? I half-expect your Spotify Wrapped to come with a warning label: "Caution! May cause existential crises and a severe drop in social interactions." If any of those artists were your friends, I’d be concerned about their health—at least throw a little “soft rock” in there for some balance; maybe you’ll finally learn about feelings. But hey, we can’t ignore your most played tracks. “MAJOR WEIGHT”? Sounds like the only thing heavy around here is the amount of irony in your listening habits. Songs like "Get That" and "Fukk 12” aren't just tracks; they're a soundtrack to your energetic disgust with the world. And what’s with “Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This)” riding shotgun on your list? Clearly, you’re hoping to lull people into a false sense of security before bombarding them with psychological warfare in musical form. If a Spotify playlist could scream for help, yours would be on the front lines; but hey, at least you’ll never have to worry about running out of cringe-worthy tracks for your next existential crisis!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!