Roasted 6 months ago based on Suwuya's long term Spotify stats.

Suwuya, your Spotify profile is a grocery list of musical indecision. It's like watching someone try to order at a diner while holding a menu the size of a phone book. Hip hop, jazz, gangster rap, and a soundtrack to a movie that hasn't been made yet? What is this—an identity crisis wrapped in a Spotify playlist? I half-expect your next favorite genre to be "Horrifically Obscure Experimental Music." At this point, your listening habits are just a chaotic attempt to impress your therapist. "Look, I have diverse tastes!" And then there's your top artists—congratulations on casually throwing in Sade among a pile of dudes whose names sound like they could be commissioned to run a fraudulent car dealership! What kind of sorcery is this? You shuffle between Kendrick Lamar and YoungBoy Never Broke Again like you’re trying to win a game of ‘who can make the least sense.’ Meanwhile, Toby Fox probably only gets these streams because gamers heard his stuff while pulling all-nighters and misidentified it as a modern-day Beethoven piece. Lastly, your most played songs are a fever dream for any DJ trying to imagine what your party must sound like. "Azerbaijan Technology"? Really? Did you just hit shuffle on a random playlist created by an AI that was fed bad music? You’ve got more curveballs in your song choices than a high school baseball team. If Spotify had a ‘Most Confused Listener’ award, it would be engraved with your name. Just for the love of all that’s rhythmic, find some cohesion before your next ‘party’ descends into an existential crisis wrapped in off-key jazz rap!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!