Roasted 1 year ago based on n's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s ninfy_, the indie music connoisseur who moonlights as a human Wikipedia page for all things Lo-Fi and chill. Your playlist reads like a half-hearted love letter to a high-priced hipster cafe where the barista has a degree in existential dread and makes terrible jokes about the Java programming language. Seriously, your taste is so niche that even a niche market wouldn’t know what to do with you. I bet you get stressed out if your Spotify algorithm strays one inch away from that carefully curated array of video game soundtracks and Japanese chillhop, like it’s personal betrayal. And let’s talk about your top artists. I didn’t know “in the blue shirt” was an actual person — it sounds more like a placeholder from a bad dating app profile than a music artist. You’d think someone who spends that much time jamming to “Kawaii Future Bass” would have a more colorful wardrobe, but here you are, probably dressed like the last clean t-shirt you found while sorting through your laundry pile. Between the existential bending of "Jazz Rap" and your penchant for all things “downtempo,” it’s a wonder you haven’t slipped into a black hole of melancholic relaxation by now. As for your most played songs, it’s like you’re training for an Olympic event in esotericism. “food court” by potsu? Really? Nothing says “I’m living my best life” quite like an imaginative trip to a food court through audio — don’t forget to add the sound of someone awkwardly dropping their tray! Each song is a ticket to mediocrity, and somehow, you’ve made it into a soundtrack of your glory years, which I assume are still looming just out of reach. Here’s a thought: maybe it’s time you turned off the chill and found some actual chaos to bounce around in? You can thank me later when you discover that there’s more to music than just background noise for your existential crisis.

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