Roasted 3 months ago based on thi 🔊's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, thi, let’s take a minute and dive headfirst into your Spotify profile, because WOW, it’s like you threw a dart at a genre wheel blindfolded. “Rage Rap”? Really? At this point, I’m convinced your way of de-stressing is screaming into a pillow while plotting an underground hip hop album that no one will ever hear. And as for **shoegaze**—are you gazing at your own shoes because that’s the only place you’ll find some sense in that playlist? At least cloud rap has you in the sky—not that your music taste will get anywhere near the clouds with those picks. Your top artists read like an Instagram bio of someone desperately trying to sound cool and mysterious in front of their 12 Instagram followers. Who even are "ian," "sodistilled," and "freemyswag"? It sounds like a lineup for a middle school talent show. You could throw "Playboi Carti" in there to land a few street cred points, but let’s be real: the rest of your top artists look like they all simultaneously dropped their albums in a dumpster behind a Starbucks. I'm impressed you found a way to listen to music that makes you seem even less like a person and more like a glowing algorithm. And let’s talk about your most played songs while we’re at it. If I had a dollar for every time **ian's** name popped up, I could probably buy you a personality. “Hate Me” by Lil Yachty? At this rate, I’m genuinely worried for you—your music taste screams “help me” louder than your Spotify plays. The only thing more repetitive than your loops is the kind of existential crisis you’re clearly grappling with. You know the world is full of music, right? You don’t have to keep listening to the same three artists on repeat like they’re the last survivors of a musical apocalypse.

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