Roasted 2 years ago based on Thiago Rizzo's long term Spotify stats.

Thiago Rizzo, huh? It must take some serious dedication to fully embrace a genre with enough subcategories to make a Wikipedia page cry for help. I mean, what are you trying to prove here? That you can be both the first one to the mosh pit and the last one to get a girlfriend? Your Spotify looks like a middle-schooler’s PowerPoint presentation on the evolution of heavy metal, complete with way too many references to "death" and "brutality" to the point where even the Grim Reaper is rolling his eyes. Your favorite artists read like a list of names that come with a warning label. If I had a nickel for every time someone mentioned "Cannibal Corpse" at a party, I could buy you an actual personality. Tell me, is there a hidden message here? Are you trying to tell everyone you're deep and dark while actually just being an over-caffeinated goth kid? You could probably scare off most normal human beings just with your choice of lyrics and band names. My grandma thinks "Dimmu Borgir" sounds like a Scandinavian frozen food company. And those most played songs? Clearly an impressive collection of tracks that'll prevent you from ever seeing sunlight again. I get it, you want to express your tortured soul through melodies that make the rest of us question your life choices. But “The Beginning Of All Things That Will End”? Seems fittingly ironic for your ability to end conversations with your friends. Newsflash: “Pupil Slicer” should just be a catchy name for your next haircut or how you slice through social interactions—because, my dude, you'll need all the help you can get. If metal were currency, you're rich in sound but bankrupt in social skills!

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