Roasted 5 months ago based on roZanna's long term Spotify stats.

RZ, your Spotify profile is like a mixtape made by someone who just finished their third coffee and decided to embrace their emotional turmoil. Not to be harsh, but it looks like you went into a music store and said, "I want the most pretentious genres available!" Seriously, how many different ways can you express existential dread? K-Pop and Slowcore? That's like ordering a cheeseburger and a kale salad while trying to mask a cry for help. Your favorite artists read like the ultimate “I’m going to cry in a coffee shop” starter pack. Between Jeff Buckley and Elliott Smith, it's clear you’re aiming for an emotional rollercoaster that only ends in tears. And what's with the inclusion of Nat & Alex Wolff? Were you trying to sprinkle in some 'I still watch Disney Channel' vibes to lighten the mood? It’s like saying, "Yeah, I appreciate Shakespeare, but I'm all about those heartfelt verses from the Suite Life of Zack & Cody soundtrack!" As for your most played songs, it’s less of a playlist and more of a desperate diary entry. You’re playing “Lover, You Should’ve Come Over” so many times that I’m beginning to think you’re hoping it’ll somehow manifest your love life into existence. This is either the world’s saddest attempt at a self-soothing routine or your Spotify has finally decided to take a dark, ironic turn. Either way, RZ, throw in some happy tunes every now and then; otherwise, your Spotify Wrapped is going to look like the cover of a sad indie album no one wants to hear!

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