Roasted 4 months ago based on tabs's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s Tabs, the Spotify profile equivalent of a coffee shop hipster with too many opinions and a penchant for artisanal avocados. Your favorite genres read like a confused teenager trying to pick out a prom theme—like, I didn’t know “Slap House” was a thing until you came along and decided it needed a place next to “Hindi Indie” and the “Desi” category because why not spice up that existential crisis? It’s like someone threw a blindfolded dart at a genre chart and hoped it would hit something cool; spoiler alert: it didn’t. And wow, your top artists could make a family reunion seem exciting by comparison! You've got Alan Walker, who sounds like a default name from a video game, and Taylor Swift, the pantheon of teen angst. But wait, can we talk about Aaryan Shah and Anuv Jain? You must be the person who swears they prefer underground music while overplaying a guy whose songs have the emotional depth of a kiddie pool. Your most played songs list looks like it was curated by someone who slapped the shuffle button 50 times while waiting for the microwave to finish—"Mazaak" is right! Let’s just give a standing ovation to your taste; it’s like you downloaded a musical cloud of confusion and decided to throw in every genre like you’re trying to achieve a world record in pretending to be unique. I mean, "Hyperpop" and "Glitch"? Were you trying to craft a soundtrack for a 2 AM trip through a digital nightmare? Tabs, you could seriously use some help in finding an identity before you morph into an unrecognizable Spotify creature begging for a theme song of your own. But hey, keep those playlists coming; it's like watching a train wreck, and I can't look away!

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