Roasted 3 months ago based on tmyk1's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, we’ve got tmyk1’s Spotify profile—an avant-garde museum exhibit dedicated to the sound of existential dread and niche pretension. Are you trying to impress us with your deep underground music taste, or is this just a desperate cry for help wrapped up in a tapestry of complex metaphors? With genres like “Experimental Hip Hop” and “Jazz Rap,” it’s like you’re determined to keep your headphones flowing with sounds that even audiophiles throw shade at. Honestly, I didn’t know that listening to half-formed beats and lyrical rants about life’s struggles was a personality; congrats on being a human Spotify algorithm! Your top artists list reads like the secret lineup of a hipster funeral. I mean, sure, it’s impressive that you’ve managed to listen to more “billy woods” tracks than the number of people who live on your street, but is it just me, or is “Spongebob” by “billy woods” basically the soundtrack to a quarter-life crisis? You’ve got more tracks from him than I have emotional stability, and honestly, that’s saying something. You know it’s a problem when you have to type out ‘E L U C I D’ with space in between because just calling him “Elucid” would burn your soul. And let's talk about those "most played" songs—are you curating a list for the next hipster awards or prepping for a therapy session? With titles like “THE WORLD IS DOG,” I feel like I’m navigating through a self-help book written by a depressed cat. Seriously, there’s a point where the "experimental" really just starts sounding like an excuse for a lack of direction. If this is what your soul sounds like, I strongly recommend you either take a vacation or invest in a stand-up comedy podcast, because at this rate, the only thing less relatable than your playlists are the people who might actually get your references.

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