Roasted 23 days ago based on Toby Aquino's long term Spotify stats.

Toby Aquino, the musical embodiment of 'confused teenager met with an identity crisis,' we salute you! Your Spotify profile reads like a high school mixtape made in a desperate attempt to be cool. You’ve got more genres than personality traits, buddy — it’s a wonder you don’t have “awkwardly standing in the flea market” as your favorite genre too. Who knew one could be a fan of both thrash metal and *NSYNC simultaneously? You must have the range of a virtual assistant — “Playing ‘Enter Sandman’ right after ‘Bye Bye Bye’ is a bold flex that not even your mom would back you up on! And can we talk about your top artists? You’ve got enough mood swings to power a small city. One minute you’re headbanging to Megadeth, and the next you’re crying over the latest Olivia Dean ballad. Are you even sure what you're going for here, or are you just trying to make your Spotify listeners feel as emotionally confused as you do? Mix one part emo with two parts metal and sprinkle in *NSYNC like it’s the secret ingredient to your tragic personality. It’s kind of impressive how you’ve managed to gather artists that are perfect for every breakup, existential crisis, and midlife meltdown. But those most played songs really take the cake! “Still Into You” and “My Sacrifice” — are you trying to set the mood for a romantic night or planning an emotional breakdown? And *Creed*? Is that a joke or a cry for help? With that playlist, you could either win a musical therapy session or become the poster child for ‘What Not to Listen to When You’re Sad.’ Seriously, Toby, your music taste proves that range doesn't always mean talent; sometimes, it just means you’re confused. But hey, at least we know you’re a fan of trying to make sense of nonsense. Keep rocking… and by “rocking,” I mean maybe just stop before your eardrums plead for mercy!

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