Roasted 2 years ago based on ! ok's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, welcome to your Spotify profile, where the heavy eyeliner and wistful nostalgia collide into a beautiful mess of the 2000s. Your genres read like a list of all the reasons we should have never let middle schoolers dictate music taste. Pop punk and metalcore? Bravo! Who knew your musical identity was a permanent 2006? "Neon Pop Punk" sounds like a mood that should solely exist in the nightmares of people trying to grow up. Just admit it, you peaked when you thought flipping your hair over one eye made you mysterious. And can we talk about your top artists? "Tokio Hotel?" Really? That’s the band equivalent of believing every emotionally charged text you sent at 3 AM was deep and profound. You’ve got a list here that screams “I still wear studded belts and have an emo phase in my Instagram filters.” Fall Out Boy is your crown jewel? Congrats on maintaining a musical taste that’s as stale as the “live, laugh, love” signs in your bedroom. Are you secretly trying to become a walking Hot Topic ad? Because it’s working! As for your most played songs, only someone with the taste of an unseasoned potato would choose "The Home Depot Beat (Holiday Version)" as a favorite jam. You’ve got bangers like "How Does It Feel" and “The Ghost of You,” right next to whatever the heck "Things That Rhyme With Orange" is doing in your life. Talk about a mixed bag! If your musical taste were a TikTok trend, it would be the cringe compilations that make even the most die-hard supporters want to retreat into the shadows. So go ahead, crank those tunes like the world will end tomorrow—because, based on this profile, it just might!

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