Roasted 2 years ago based on Tomas Dal Verme's long term Spotify stats.

Tomas Dal Verme, your Spotify profile reads like a middle schooler's desperate attempt to look cool at a family barbecue. We see you're trying to channel your inner music connoisseur with your tragically curated mix of genres that falls somewhere between a midlife crisis and a 12-year-old's "rap is life" phase. Seriously, if I wanted to listen to the same three beats over and over, I’d just hit reverse every time I drop my phone. Rap, melodic rap, trap—are we trying to dodge musical diversity or just your sense of original taste? Now let’s talk about your top artists. A mix of Bad Bunny, Trippie Redd, and The Beatles? Truly groundbreaking, my dude. It's like you unearthed a Spotify playlist from 2016 and decided that was the peak of humanity's musical achievement. You’ve got all the charisma of a Spotify algorithm gone rogue. Listening to you is like a conversation in a foggy room where I'm simply guessing if the walls are even worth breaking down. I mean, “Dillom” five times on this list? What’s next, a heartfelt tribute to your toaster? And, oh boy, those most played songs! “M.... She Wrote” is somehow your lead track—might as well have a sign that says “I’m not ready for therapy!” If those are the anthems to your life, I’d recommend dropping the headphones and picking up a self-help book, because yikes. Your music taste isn’t just a vibe; it’s an entire mood, and I can’t tell whether that mood is “I’ve given up” or “please help me.” Keep jamming, Tomas, but maybe consider a “cry for help” playlist next.

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