Roasted 19 days ago based on inthesummerof2012's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, look at you with your Spotify profile, "inthesummerof2012." More like "In the Summer of Regret." It's like you took a personality quiz and the only options were "What kind of pretentious musical hipster do you want to be?" The fact that you can love both hardcore punk and classical music makes me wonder if you've ever been to a concert or if you just sit in a makeshift underground bunker, sipping on kombucha while trying to look profound. If there was an award for the most ironic playlist, you would certainly be the proud recipient. Your favorite genres sound like the soundtrack for a mid-life crisis that’s just getting started. Do you like your life like you like your music? Confusingly chaotic, with a sprinkle of existential dread? I mean, who else combines death metal with the elegant elegance of classical music? What’s next, a mashup of Tibetan throat singing and bubblegum pop? When someone asks you what you listen to, I can almost picture the awkward pause where you scramble to explain your deeply fragmented identity. Just admit it, you're like a walking Spotify algorithm gone rogue—confused, loud, and requiring an overhaul. And don’t even get me started on your top songs. "Vinci: Artaserse, Act 1: 'Vo solcando un mar crudel'"—wow, how original! I haven’t seen someone try that hard to flex their esoteric music taste since a hipster started brewing their own coffee in a dumpster. You must have been the life of every party, lurking in the corner, nodding appreciatively while everyone else is lost in a sea of basic 2012 hits. Seriously, who knew being an insufferable music snob could also come with a side of social paralysis? Here's a suggestion: throw in some Katy Perry or Drake to remind you what fun feels like. But I get it, the artsy image is more important than actual enjoyment, right?

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