Talent Show - 2008 Remaster

"Talent Show" is a story about an anxiety-ridden band performing at a talent show with little confidence in winning ("We might even win this time, guys, you never know"). They're doing it because they've been doing talent shows for so long that they don't know anything else ("It's too late to turn back, here we go"). The song isn't exactly about the Replacements. They came up in house parties and clubs rather than talent shows. Far as we know, they never followed "some lip-synch chicks" as the characters in the song do. But the characters in the song clearly share the Replacements' spirit. We're feelin' good from the pills we took The Replacements were notorious for inebriation and chaos at their shows. Even by regular rock standards, they were on another level. There were a lot of factors at play there, but the group's perpetual anxiety was a part of it. Even in meetings with executives and in business dealings they were known to occasionally fly off the handle. Multiple music-business veterans have noted the Replacements as the most difficult and unprofessional band they ever worked with, and that character is part of their beloved legacy.

The tune and chorus of the song come from "Portland," which was recorded during the Don't Tell A Soul sessions but not released until the All For Nothing/Nothing For All album in 1997 (it's also included as a bonus track on the 2008 reissue of Don't Tell A Soul). "Portland" tells the story of a particularly bonkers show the band did. The "Portland" story can be imagined as the aftermath of the "Talent Show" story, after the band has ingested those pills, taken the stage, and let things rip, but Replacements frontman and songwriter Paul Westerberg has never stated that was his intent.

While performing this song on an MTV awards show, the line "Feelin' good from the pills we took" was censored. In a kiss-off to the show, the band replaced "it's too late to turn back" with "it's too late to take pills" for the rest of the song. The band's consistent refusal to bend to mainstream expectations held them back commercially throughout their career. It also gave them a larger-than-life reputation and one of the most hardcore fanbases in popular music.